Yourself?

I guess that episode had to do with the agrobiology thingy I was reading as part of my Bio option. Did you know farmers routinely stuff their hands up the rectum of cows to check whether they're pregnant, or to artificially inseminate them? And there's this machine called an electroejaculator. You stuff it up the cow's rectum and press a button and pish, an electric shock goes to the right places and you get a nice cup of semen, which you then dilute and store in little tubes for use in 400 over cows later.

Just had this image of beautiful girls ( well formed mind you), lined up and stretching out to forever, and all being artificially inseminated. And they had expressionless faces, like it was a routine thing. And imagined this foreman cackling that each generation breeds even prettier and more useful perfect human beings, who think less and work harder.

Which really is what we're doing to cows and fowl and pigs everywhere.

posted by Downhere. @ 11:05 pm