Yourself?

how pleasant. like breeding thoroughbred horses and pedigreed dogs. what if humans did that too? what if you had this elite bunch of humans rise to the top and start breeding plebs for fun? no, it wouldn't be quite the same because it's not a different race, or species. ugh.

does kenneth enjoy talking in the 3rd person?

you know what? there shouldn't be any more blonde jokes. because blonde-ness is too easily altered through chemicals and whatnot. whereas bimbos are a specific personality type. i know so many asian "blondes", who lack only the hair to fit the stereotype. so we should just rename them bimbo jokes instead.

ok. talk about random. EASTER! helped out with the neighborhood egg hunt last wkend, with these loony little 4 or 5 year olds. we had 3 categories of hunting, one for the 3 and unders, where the eggs were just sitting there in the open grass and the kids toddle about, oblivious to the neon pink and blue, and collapse in the grass cooing. one for the 4s and 5s, with eggs strategically placed all over the jungle gym, and kids meandering over the demarcations to plunder the eggs of the helpless 3 and unders. and then the hyperactive over-5s, who i quote - "CHARGE!" at the swing set hollering. and then we hung donuts from the monkey bars with strings, and they had to try and eat them with their hands behind their backs. like reverse bobbing for apples, with powdered sugar smeared all over their faces. and they have such small mouths! my brother and i tried it, and it's just too easy when you can just take the whole minidonut in your mouth. what fun!
Jesus lives!

posted by anne @ 5:18 am