For example:
1) What's wrong with flirting when you have a boyfriend?
2) What's wrong with dating someone else even when you're married and having feelings for someone else, as long as you don't have sex and your partner knows?
heehee.
I don't know what got into me today. I'm feeling really really siao. Must be because the hols are ending and I wanna have fun before it does....
so I'll post another funny email that another friend sent me.
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her
>girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are idiots". Then she
>will get on with her life.
>
>A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up,
>at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just called to
>let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you,
>and you're a total floozy. But, I want you to know that there's always a
>chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You I Love You" drunken phone
>call, and 99% of all men have made it at least once.
>
>SEX:
>Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of
>foreplay. Men consider driving to her place as part of the foreplay.
>
>LOCKER ROOMS:
>In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women.
>They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they
>think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one
>thing in the locker room: sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are
>extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.
>
>MATURITY:
>Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as
>adults.Most 17-year old Males are still trading baseball cards and giving
>each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely
>work out.
>
>MAGAZINES:
>Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines
>also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a
>beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not
>be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked
>woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.
>
>BATHROOMS:
>A man has five items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a
>bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of
>items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to
>identify most of the items.
>
>CATS/DOGS:
>Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men
>kick cats.
>
>OFFSPRING:
>Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.She knows about dentist
>appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite
>foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some
>short people living in the house.
>
>LAUNDRY:
>Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of
>clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight
>years ago, before he will do his
>laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt
>inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the
>Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat.
>This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old American sitcoms.
>
>MIRRORS:
>Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are
>ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface:
>mirrors, spoons, store windows, Joe Garagiola's head.
>
>TIME:
>When a woman says she'll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she's
>using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has
>five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or
>replays.
>
>FRIENDS:
>Women on a girl's night out talk the whole time. Men on a boy's night out
>say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos" or
>"Got any more beer?"
>
>RESTROOMS:
>Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as
>social lounges.
>Men in a restroom will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never
>met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never in
>the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table
>by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join
>me?
posted by Geraldine @ 12:55 am
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