Yourself?

i thought the point by point thing was considerably more organised, what with so much to say.

i'm not offended, as some people who commented are... just (quite) guilty and embarrased.
nat, if you're not a bimbo, no one is. you don't do -any- of them??
wait. i have no right to say anything myself. (sigh.)
i don't do most of them, some disgust me, but who cares. i like being somewhere comfortably central.
these i do:
4. sighing or giggling about crushes / doing other requisite things with sighing - 6 hours compared to guys' 5 minutes for the works (oh dear...)
9. daydreaming (aka fantasising)
12. irc/icq/chat/other internet communication
13. long baths / long times in bathrooms
17. yelping / shrieking (eg playing ball games - when they catch/throw the ball, when the ball comes near/almost hits them, / jumping up and down
22. "nice" stuff as gifts for others which invariably takes a long time to make
44. Drawing up elaborate lists detailing their "ideal" man and exchanging them with other similarly emotionally disturbed girls. (not yet but i think i'm dangerously close...)
45. Being racked with indecision, vacillating constantly (not constant though... seasonal.)
63. Carrying around [miniscule] [hand]bags which can barely hold anything
67. Attaching bells or other things to their bags or ankles

these i deny:
46. Writing notes to people they already talk to (and/or see) everyday, often on the free postcards (but i don't see nat everyday!!!)
47. Hugging files to their bosoms tightly (sometimes closing their eyes and shaking to and fro when they think no one is looking)(maybe theyre tired?)
59. Talking about guys (THEY do...)
62. In RGS, the girls watch sunrises through school windows (scuse me? we mug in the mornings.)
79. Trying to matchmake their friends (haha... outgrew it, mercifully. but some still do...)

otherwise reasonably true, actually.

"snake tastes like chicken. once you taste snake, you'll never want to eat chicken again, cause all chicken will start tasting like snake." HAHAHAHA. i'm not eating that.

macs disagree with me. as does chinese.

kenneth has made me feel confessional. i am subnormally me. as i have been for a month... bummer.
heyy. i have -strong legs- tooooo. hnh.
i don't usually talk, but i will write, and i will talk online, so this is the danger zone.

well then. goodbye.

posted by inventing @ 10:16 pm